Birch Pose for Sex

Ladies, if you have spinal issues, be cautious—this pose might not be for you. But healthy gymnasts will love it!

To achieve this in 5 steps, recall your gymnastics classes and have the woman get into a “birch” pose (shoulder stand). Let her balance herself and get accustomed to the position, then she can grab the penis with her crotch! The man controls the movement, going up and down to set the rhythm, as the woman, unfortunately, doesn’t have much mobility in this pose.

The key is to avoid injuring your fairy’s neck.